Kids Are So Random

Hiram and I had the funniest conversation as we were laying in bed the other night. It went something like this... I feel something wet and squishy in my ear. It can't be water from the bathtub. It's kind of soft and sticky. I know it couldn't be a gummy bear...

ME: How do you know it couldn't be a gummy bear?
Hiram: I didn't eat on.
Me: Oh. (of course) Then I told him about this thing called ear wax.

Here is another one from Esther. We had the missionaries over for dinner the other night. E. Casper was teaching about the atonement and asks Hiram a question " Why do you think the Savior suffered for us? " Hiram is thinking, we are waiting, Esther pops up off the floor and gets right in Elder Casper's face and says "SQUISH!". and then runs away. It was the timing or something and it probably doesn't sound funny to be read but it was hilarious. Talk about RANDOM!